Monday, March 12, 2007

A Very Short Story

from my sister...

Man driving down road, Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought For the Day: If only men would listen


Blogger Psychomikeo said...

Check this out
John McCain vs. John McCain

3/12/2007 11:48:00 AM  
Blogger Cream said...

Hahahaha! I like it, Mary!

3/12/2007 12:34:00 PM  
Blogger willowtree said...

If only women would make sense.

3/12/2007 06:34:00 PM  
Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

Ha! Cha, cha, cha.

3/12/2007 06:35:00 PM  
Blogger JM said...

Sadly, this is true. And you know men can't ask for directions either.

3/12/2007 08:19:00 PM  
Blogger Antonio said...


3/13/2007 12:13:00 PM  
Blogger Alice said...

bwahahahaa! :p

3/13/2007 06:39:00 PM  
Blogger Donnie McDaniel said...

What is important is: Was it that dreamy sister of yours? You know, the one that you envy? The one true sweet person that is Carla? She just makes the world go around! OMG, she is all that and a bag of chips!

Okay, I will now go into hiding! Bet you can't find me! Brought to you by Little Purple Fooshballs. ;)

3/13/2007 06:45:00 PM  
Blogger Mary said...

Sorrreee Donnie. 'Nother sister.

3/13/2007 10:25:00 PM  
Blogger Donnie McDaniel said...

I might make this a new thing to do. You got Fooshballed! HAHA! Lets see now, who can I get next? Hmmm....

3/14/2007 11:00:00 AM  
Blogger dawn said...

great story mary

3/14/2007 03:07:00 PM  
Blogger C-dell said...

She should have been more clear. I thought she meant the police.

3/14/2007 08:05:00 PM  
Blogger Yoga Korunta said...

Donnie's right, Carla is way hot!

If lost, I ask directions without concern for the opinions of macho men.

3/14/2007 10:31:00 PM  
Blogger bluegrrrrl said...

lmao--I love this joke...

3/15/2007 08:40:00 AM  
Blogger QUASAR9 said...


3/15/2007 12:11:00 PM  
Blogger QUASAR9 said...

I'll remember to slow down, next time some 'bitch' shouts out pig!

3/15/2007 12:11:00 PM  
Blogger Carla said...

I am digging the compliments but, alas, it was Rita who sent the story and she's hot!

3/15/2007 05:41:00 PM  
Blogger Mary said...

Carla, Carla, Carla!

I think I will have a Carla post. "Tuesdays with Carla".

I thought it was a funny story.

3/15/2007 08:06:00 PM  
Blogger Yoga Korunta said...


3/15/2007 11:09:00 PM  
Blogger Katie McKenna said...

Funny! :) I hope your day is lovely!

3/16/2007 06:00:00 AM  
Blogger Yoga Korunta said...

Oh, for Tuesday!

3/16/2007 09:02:00 AM  
Blogger Donnie McDaniel said...

Bwahahaha!!! Poor Mary, we do luv ya! Guess what? I made up for it and got a wingnut and made him the next! Can't wait to see what the idiot says after this.

# Donnie McDaniel Says:
March 16th, 2007 at 9:21 am

Floyd Jones Says:
March 16th, 2007 at 5:43 am

“You say Valerie Plame’s “indenity was revealed by White House staffers.”

Can’t you liberals get anything right about the Joe Wilson case?”

OMG!! Dude, you have proven someone wrong!! Pamela, we need to set the record straight. It was not a staffer! Cheney is not a staffer is he? He revealed it to staffers and they relayed it to others. So Floyd is right! OMFG!!!! Can we get this right? Oh the Horrah! Why, oh why, can’t Cheney be a staffer so we could be right? How could we be so wrong and not blame Cheney? Time to cry now!

Hey Floyd, you’ve been punked by Little Purple Fooshballs! Congrats!

WooHoo!! More to come!

3/16/2007 12:40:00 PM  
Blogger Donnie McDaniel said...

BTW, keeping with the sense of humor that I have, I am trying to come up with something big! Can you say Malkin? HEHE!!

3/16/2007 12:46:00 PM  
Blogger Good for Me said...

That's fantastic, Mary! Hope you're well and staying warm and dry and safe in this slushy mess!

3/16/2007 06:49:00 PM  
Blogger Gary said...

That is funny - and brief too!

3/16/2007 07:20:00 PM  
Blogger DA said...

I side with Willowtree

3/22/2007 01:28:00 AM  

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