Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Women changing light bulbs and everything else.

This showed up in my inbox today. Personally I don't even think you have to be menopausal. Just a woman will do fine.

Best Menopause Question Ever

Q:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
Bulb?

Woman'sAnswer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
House knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
Don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And,once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVERPICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT

ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!



I'm sorry. What was the question?

17 Comments:

Blogger Robert Rouse said...

Uh, I was going to ask if you know where I put my Sports Illustrated, but, uh, never mind.

10/01/2008 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Kvatch said...

I'm sorry. What was the question?

It's a good thing the Frogette is an amphibian. Maybe instead of menopause she'll just change sexes...or something like that. ;-)

10/02/2008 12:06:00 PM  
Blogger Brandon said...

I'm still laughing.

10/02/2008 01:22:00 PM  
Blogger Coffee Messiah said...

Uh oh! ; (

10/02/2008 05:47:00 PM  
Blogger The Future Was Yesterday said...

"Personally I don't even think you have to be menopausal. Just a woman will do fine."

You nailed it!! Is that routine written in women's wedding vows or something? Every man I know,has heard that!:)

Btw: Git yer own damn light bulbs!:P

10/03/2008 05:57:00 AM  
Blogger Mariamariacuchita said...

very cute!

10/03/2008 10:02:00 AM  
Blogger Krissy Doyle said...

So funny!

10/03/2008 10:44:00 AM  
Blogger enigma4ever said...

very funny....( now isn't it true that men are the experts on the empty toilet paper roll and the empty ice tray...??jus sayin'...)


very funny....

10/03/2008 11:34:00 PM  
Blogger la bellina mammina said...

Whoa!!! Are we letting off steam here??? LOL! Tell me about it, I'm the one changing light bulbs at home!!! ARGH!!

10/04/2008 02:58:00 AM  
Blogger just me said...

I couldn't have said it any better myself...

10/04/2008 12:38:00 PM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Well I guess I will go and throw out the trash now. Wait I live a lone, checks to see if the box of light bulbs is in the cabinet, I'm good!

10/04/2008 01:51:00 PM  
Blogger Fran said...

And the men folk are saying what's SHE so bitchy about? as they trip over the chair & the packaging.

10/05/2008 12:26:00 AM  
Blogger No said...

Oh, Lord of God, this happened to me yesterday! (seriously)....

10/05/2008 07:44:00 AM  
Blogger JM said...

Ouch; this sounds all too familiar.

10/06/2008 03:43:00 PM  
Blogger fairlane said...

Light Bulbs?

What in the hell is a light bulb?

10/06/2008 08:33:00 PM  
Blogger Hayden said...

(grin)
sometimes its a real blessing to live alone.

10/08/2008 09:24:00 AM  
Blogger deuddersun said...

You been talking to my Mags? Sounds so dam familiar...

I keep trying to remind her that we are a Union household. When she asks me to do things like that, I always respond, "We don't do that."

Then, I duck!

d.

10/08/2008 02:23:00 PM  

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